Hear that? That’s the sound of thousands of Twilight fans groaning as they lose their innocence—after revelations that Kristen Stewart may have cheated on co-star Robert Pattinson, with director Rupert Sanders.
The gossip scandal comes from—where else—a photo in US Weekly, which purports to show Stewart and the married Snow White and the Huntsman director getting extremely close. Stranger yet, Sanders’ wife, Liberty Ross, who played Stewart’s mother in the super-dramatic Hollywood version of the old fairy tale, reportedly followed the magazine’s Twitter, then tweeted “Wow” before deleting her Twitter account entirely.
In a recent red-carpet interview, Sanders—who has two children with Ross—gushed that Stewart “has a great spirit. She’s very kind of rebellious and feisty and kind of wild.” We can’t wait for the deluge of groundbreaking reporting on this fling.
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