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Snooki Will Contribute to Population Growth

Snooki is pregnant after all!

Rumors that the 24-year-old Jersey Shore reality star is expecting have been swirling for weeks. But TMZ reports the hair-poof innovator kept mum about the baby because of the tradition of not making pregnancy public until after the uncertain first trimester.

Who is the daddy? Perhaps Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi’s boyfriend of over a year, Jionni LaValle. LaValle, who is studying to be a teacher, reportedly has little interest in the celebrity world and does his best to stay out of the spotlight.

So while rocket scientist seems like a stretch, depending on Snooki’s baby daddy, the kid might actually have a chance at a normal life that contributes to society. Either way, we can’t wait to see what the new baby’s hair looks like, and when Snooks gives it a tattoo.