No need to follow any more campaign news. The winner of the presidential campaign in 2012 has been decided.
Television evangelist Pat Robertson says he spent a week praying and God told him who the next president would be. But Robertson would only say this on his Christian Broadcasting Network:
"I'm not supposed to talk about that so I'll leave you in the dark—probably just as well—I think I know who it's gonna be.”
Robertson revealed other revelations for 2012, saying the "future of the world is at stake," in a spiritual battle that "can only be won by overwhelming prayer." He also says God told him America would be torn apart by economic collapse.
That last prediction from the Almighty sounds a bit last year though, doesn't it?
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