HughHefner is trending on news that his twenty something fiancee, Crystal Harris,has called off the wedding. The octogenarian took to Twitter to vent hissadness, "The breakup is a heart breaker, but better now than after themarriage." The news comes on the heels of Harris' new music release"Club Queen" and after sordid details emerged earlier this year aboutHef's sex life and the dingy condition of the Playboy Mansion, whose hot tub isbelieved to have given several people legionnaire's disease. And in the ironicfootnote department: Harris is apparently featured on the forthcoming Julycover of Playboy and referred to as Mrs. Crystal Hefner.
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