Name Bristol's Baby: The Results

Name Bristol's Baby: The Results

Name Bristol's Baby: The Results

A campaign blog.
Sept. 4 2008 1:42 PM

Name Bristol's Baby: The Results

On Tuesday, Trailhead

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on what Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston should name their baby. Many of you thought the contest was a little tasteless—a number of people suggested that Bristol and Levi might want to name the child "F--- you,

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." The best of the rest of our 200-some entries:


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Juneau

"Titular chick in unwed teen pregnancy flick; city in Alaska."—

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Anthony Radanovich


Slick
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"Named for the famous Alaskan spill."—

Rich Sapienza

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Puck

"Since the Palins love hockey so much."—

Becky from San Diego.


Trojan

"After the mythical god of premarital safe sex."—

Anonymous


Strauss

"Because it goes with Levi."—

Marc Naimark


Eagleton

"Sure, a first and last name that both end in 'ton' may be a bit much, but Bristol and Levi don't really strike me as the kind of people who would vet their child's name before picking it."—

Kim Mendelsohn


Mark

"Short for earmark."—

Robert Sawyer


Gravina

"As in the proposed Gravina Island Bridge, aka Alaska's Bridge to Nowhere."—

Jeff