On Tuesday, Trailhead
asked you for your suggestions
on what Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston should name their baby. Many of you thought the contest was a little tasteless—a number of people suggested that Bristol and Levi might want to name the child “F— you,
Slate
.” The best of the rest of our 200-some entries:
Juneau
“Titular chick in unwed teen pregnancy flick; city in Alaska.”—
Anthony Radanovich
Slick
“Named for the famous Alaskan spill.”—
Rich Sapienza
Puck
“Since the Palins love hockey so much.”—
Becky from San Diego.
Trojan
“After the mythical god of premarital safe sex.”—
Anonymous
Strauss
“Because it goes with Levi.”—
Marc Naimark
Eagleton
“Sure, a first and last name that both end in ‘ton’ may be a bit much, but Bristol and Levi don’t really strike me as the kind of people who would vet their child’s name before picking it.”—
Kim Mendelsohn
Mark
“Short for earmark.”—
Robert Sawyer
Gravina
“As in the proposed Gravina Island Bridge, aka Alaska’s Bridge to Nowhere.”—
Jeff
