In the ‘80s, a basketball standout nicknamed “Sarah Barracuda” gamely stepped onto the court despite a stress fracture, determined to lead Wasilla High School to a state championship. That Barracuda was Sarah Palin, the Republican nominee for vice president (according to her Wikipedia page ).
McCain’s pick of Palin means a fifth presidential/vice presidential debate should be added to the calendar. A cross-ticket game of horse between Barack Obama and Sarah Palin. Obama has the upper hand because he plays regularly, but Palin has played ball on a bigger stage than Obama ever has. It would rival the
Michael Jordan vs. Larry Bird showdown
.
Joe Biden and John McCain, meanwhile, can
duke it out in the boxing ring
. We hear Biden has
been known to bloody a few noses
in his day.
