Germany Scored Three Goals in 76 Seconds and Four Goals in Four Minutes

Slate's soccer blog.
July 8 2014 9:14 PM

Germany Scored Three Goals in 76 Seconds and Four Goals in Four Minutes

Miroslav Klose
Miroslav Klose celebrates scoring his record-breaking 16th World Cup goal, one of seven for Germany.

Photo by Laurence Griffiths/Getty Images

Everyone, including Slate, has noted that Germany scored five goals in an 18-minute span on Tuesday. That figure, though, understates what the Germans accomplished. For a good portion of that 18 minutes, the ball wasn’t in play because it was sitting in the back of the net and Die Mannschaft was celebrating. The ESPN broadcast made it hard to determine how fast Germany had scored in actual game time, as the copious goal replays were always butting in to the on-field action. In order to get an accurate count, I rewatched the first half using ESPN’s “tactical cam” replay, which shows the game from above and affords a clear view of each goal and the precise moment when play subsequently resumed.

Josh Levin Josh Levin

Josh Levin is Slate's executive editor.

Germany scored its five first-half goals in 18:27 of real time—from the 10:22 mark for Thomas Müller’s opening strike to Sami Khedira’s goal at 28:49. Soccer was being played for just 15 minutes and 10 seconds of that 18:27, so it’s more accurate to say that Germany scored five goals in 15 minutes. (To be clear, I’m only subtracting time for each of the first half’s roughly 50-second-long post-goal stoppages. This doesn’t account for time when the ball was out of play for a throw-in and other miscellany.)

Advertisement

It took just less than three minutes of real time—2 minutes, 58 seconds to be precise—for Germany to score goals two, three, and four. Amazingly, the ball was in play for just 76 seconds during this three-goal bonanza. That’s three goals in an average of 25 seconds each.

If you include the fifth goal, Germany notched its last four tallies of the first half in 6 minutes and 40 seconds of real time. The ball was in play for 4:06, so Germany scored goals two through five in just more than a minute apiece.

Germany scored its second goal at the 22:09 mark. Play resumed after the Germans’ fifth goal with 29:31 on the clock. During this 7 minutes and 22 seconds, the ball was in play for 4:06 and various Germans were celebrating various goals for 3:16. If you’d prefer to see that in percentages: For a good seven-and-a-half-minute stretch, people were playing soccer 56 percent of the time, and the Germans were dancing 44 percent of the time.

Add it all up, and the ball was out of play for 3 minutes, 59 seconds after Germany’s five first-half goals. At the end of the half, however, the referee added just one minute as allowance for time lost. This was a merciful decision. Given the pace at which Germany was scoring, the ref might have saved Brazil from giving up three or four more goals.

Correction, July 8, 2014: The URL of this post misstated that Germany scored three goals in 76 minutes. The Germans scored three goals in 76 seconds.

Josh Levin is Slate's executive editor.

TODAY IN SLATE

Doublex

Crying Rape

False rape accusations exist, and they are a serious problem.

Scotland Is Just the Beginning. Expect More Political Earthquakes in Europe.

I Bought the Huge iPhone. I’m Already Thinking of Returning It.

The Music Industry Is Ignoring Some of the Best Black Women Singing R&B

How Will You Carry Around Your Huge New iPhone? Apple Pants!

Medical Examiner

The Most Terrifying Thing About Ebola 

The disease threatens humanity by preying on humanity.

Television

The Other Huxtable Effect

Thirty years ago, The Cosby Show gave us one of TV’s great feminists.

Lifetime Didn’t Find the Steubenville Rape Case Dramatic Enough. So They Added a Little Self-Immolation.

No, New York Times, Shonda Rhimes Is Not an “Angry Black Woman” 

Brow Beat
Sept. 19 2014 1:39 PM Shonda Rhimes Is Not an “Angry Black Woman,” New York Times. Neither Are Her Characters.
Behold
Sept. 19 2014 1:11 PM An Up-Close Look at the U.S.–Mexico Border
  News & Politics
Weigel
Sept. 19 2014 9:15 PM Chris Christie, Better Than Ever
  Business
Moneybox
Sept. 19 2014 6:35 PM Pabst Blue Ribbon is Being Sold to the Russians, Was So Over Anyway
  Life
Inside Higher Ed
Sept. 19 2014 1:34 PM Empty Seats, Fewer Donors? College football isn’t attracting the audience it used to.
  Double X
The XX Factor
Sept. 19 2014 4:58 PM Steubenville Gets the Lifetime Treatment (And a Cheerleader Erupts Into Flames)
  Slate Plus
Slate Picks
Sept. 19 2014 12:00 PM What Happened at Slate This Week? The Slatest editor tells us to read well-informed skepticism, media criticism, and more.
  Arts
Brow Beat
Sept. 19 2014 4:48 PM You Should Be Listening to Sbtrkt
  Technology
Future Tense
Sept. 19 2014 6:31 PM The One Big Problem With the Enormous New iPhone
  Health & Science
Medical Examiner
Sept. 19 2014 5:09 PM Did America Get Fat by Drinking Diet Soda?   A high-profile study points the finger at artificial sweeteners.
  Sports
Sports Nut
Sept. 18 2014 11:42 AM Grandmaster Clash One of the most amazing feats in chess history just happened, and no one noticed.