[UPDATED] All 136 Goals From the Group Stage of the 2014 World Cup

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June 27 2014 10:29 AM

[UPDATED] All 136 Goals From the Group Stage of the 2014 World Cup

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NATAL, BRAZIL - JUNE 16: John Brooks of the United States (R) celebrates scoring his team's second goal with Fabian Johnson during the 2014 FIFA World Cup Brazil Group G match between Ghana and the United States at Estadio das Dunas on June 16, 2014 in Natal, Brazil. (Photo by Kevin C. Cox/Getty Images)

Kevin C. Cox

Update, June 27, 2014: Because of copyright issues, the video in this post has been removed.

The 136 goals scored in the group stage of the 2014 World Cup were the most ever. As you trudge through your day with temporary match withdrawal—the knockout round doesn’t begin until Saturday—Slate offers you a chance to relive those moments of joy and devastation: four goals each from Argentina’s Lionel Messi, Brazil’s Neymar, and Germany’s Thomas Müller; four for the United States and four against; and every other tally in the entire tournament, from Marcelo's opening own goal to Jan Vertonghen's gimme.

Andrew Bouvé is the co-executive producer for Slate video.

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