What if Seinfeld was modern? It would star Germany’s World Cup manager Joachim Loew picking his nose. (VIDEO)

It Was a Scratch! Seinfeld Takes on Joachim Löw’s Rampant Nose-Picking.

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June 25 2014 9:47 AM

It Was a Scratch! Seinfeld Takes on Joachim Löw’s Rampant Nose-Picking.

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There may have been some incidental nostril penetration.

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After witnessing German manager’s Joachim Löw’s fourth recorded instance of nose picking during his team’s 2-2 draw with Ghana, we thought it was safe to say that the coach has a nasty habit. It turns out, though, that Löw has actually been filming a modern interpretation of the beloved ‘90s sitcom Seinfeld. We were able to get our hands on the pilot episode. Enjoy!

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