If you are already on pins and needles waiting for Thursday’s World Cup match between Germany and the United States, then we have just the thing for you. This video of all the finest moments from Team USA’s games against Ghana and Portugal would get even the biggest soccer skeptic pumped. Oh, and to keep the patriotic juices flowing, we made sure to exclude those moments when the U.S. didn’t look quite like world champions. There are no late-game Portuguese equalizers here.
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