The Slatest

Trump Announces That He Did Not, in Fact, Record His Conversations With James Comey

Apparently this man did not mastermind the installation of a surreptitious state-of-the-art eavesdropping system in the White House. 

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So, about this …

RON HOWARD VOICE: There weren’t.

(Click here for an explanation of the “Ron Howard voice” joke.)

Everyone please go back to the health care bill now. This was/is stupid.