Rick “Learning Curve” Perry didn’t know what the Energy Department does.

Rick “Learning Curve” Perry Didn’t Know What the Energy Department Does, but Totally Does Now

Rick “Learning Curve” Perry Didn’t Know What the Energy Department Does, but Totally Does Now

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Jan. 18 2017 10:00 PM

Rick “Learning Curve” Perry Didn’t Know What the Energy Department Does, but Totally Does Now

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Don’t let Rick Perry’s trendy glasses fool you, the former Dancing with the Starsstar” is no nuclear physicist. The former governor of Texas, and occasional half-baked presidential candidate, has never been one for the nitty-gritty of governing, opting, instead, to swagger and twang his way through it. But now Perry is taking his swagger to the national stage, where we all can see it, as Donald Trump’s nominee to lead the Energy Department. Yes, Perry advocated for the elimination of the department on the 2012 campaign trail. Yes, he forgot the name of the department during a nationally televised debate. No, these are not good signs.

Perry’s confirmation hearings before the Senate Energy Committee are set to kick off on Thursday, so the New York Times, perhaps innocently, published a preview-profile of Perry and the job he’s about to assume.

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Brace yourself.

Here’s how it starts, which is pretty much where Perry left off in 2012. “When President-elect Donald J. Trump offered Rick Perry the job of energy secretary five weeks ago, Mr. Perry gladly accepted, believing he was taking on a role as a global ambassador for the American oil and gas industry that he had long championed in his home state,” the Times reports. “In the days after, Mr. Perry, the former Texas governor, discovered that he would be no such thing — that in fact, if confirmed by the Senate, he would become the steward of a vast national security complex he knew almost nothing about, caring for the most fearsome weapons on the planet, the United States’ nuclear arsenal.”

So now Perry definitely knows what the department he’s going to be heading up does? “If you asked him now, he’d say, ‘I’m serious about the challenges facing the nuclear complex.’ It’s been a learning curve,” Perry campaign adviser and Trump’s Energy transition team member Michael McKenna told the Times.

But Perry’s a fast learner, right?

If approved by the Senate, [Perry] will take over from a secretary, Ernest J. Moniz, who was chairman of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology physics department and directed the linear accelerator at M.I.T.’s Laboratory for Nuclear Science. Before Mr. Moniz, the job belonged to Steven Chu, a physicist who won a Nobel Prize. For Mr. Moniz, the future of nuclear science has been a lifelong obsession; he spent his early years working at the Stanford Linear Accelerator Center. Mr. Perry studied animal husbandry and led cheers at Texas A&M University.

Rick “Learning Curve” Perry, reporting for duty here at the … err … Department of … Yee-haw!