The Slatest

Who’s Having a Ball on This Fine Evening? These Guys.

Here are some guys doing their jobs. They are watching the returns come in along with the rest of us, and they’re talking to one another about where it might be going and what it all means. Maybe it’ll be a tie in the Electoral College, they’re saying—that’d be something, all right. Or maybe Trump will pull it out in a squeaker—that’d be something else!

Fuck these people.