The Trump Apocalypse Watch is a subjective daily estimate, using a scale of one to four horsemen, of how likely it is that Donald Trump will be elected president, thus triggering an apocalypse in which we all die.
In 2016, a University of Pennsylvania graduate and New York real estate heir wearing a garment that has traditionally symbolized membership in the deer-hunting, tobacco-chewing rural American working class is actually something that makes perfect sense. What a world!
Anyway, Donald Trump is still doing poorly in the polls. Our danger level stays low.
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