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Today’s Trump Apocalypse Watch: Whistling Through the Graveyard

A “supermoon” over the Trump International Hotel in Washington, D.C.

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The Trump Apocalypse Watch is a subjective daily estimate, using a scale of one to four horsemen, of how likely it is that Donald Trump will be elected president, thus triggering an apocalypse in which we all die.

Today’s ironic juxtaposition comes courtesy of Business Insider’s Brett LoGiurato:

“New polls.” Here’s a BI headline about a poll released today:

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That would be Monmouth, which has Clinton up 12 points in a four-way race.

Our danger level remains very low.

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