Sunday night’s town hall presidential debate prominently involved Donald Trump’s claim that women will tolerate being grabbed “by the pussy” if they’re famous, which is to say, it was a new low for us as a country—until a man named Kenneth Bone rose from the audience, like Aphrodite emerging from the sea, to ask a question about energy policy.
A Facebook page that appears to belong to K-Bone identifies him as a former Domino’s Pizza manager who lives in Labadie, Missouri. The page indicates that Bone is a classic car aficionado; this sports car website refers to a Ken Bone who owns a slick-looking 1974 Mazda coupe.
Kenneth “Kenny Bones” Bone!