Today’s Trump Apocalypse Watch: Hey Look a Really Good Poll

The Trump Apocalypse Watch is a subjective daily estimate, using a scale of one to four horsemen, of how likely it is that Donald Trump will be elected president, thus triggering an apocalypse in which we all die.

An NBC/WSJ poll of likely voters just came out a few minutes ago, and the results are good for Hillary:

Her recent national slide seems to have stopped, whether that’s because of Trump’s foray back into the waters of birtherism-related dishonesty or because her bad pneumonia news cycle is being forgotten or simply because the world is a random and unpredictable place. Clinton also got a good result in New Hampshire:

In summary:

Good! Good news is good.