Today’s Trump Apocalypse Watch: A Judicious Mix of Reassurance and Terror

The Trump Apocalypse Watch is a subjective daily estimate, using a scale of one to four horsemen, of how likely it is that Donald Trump will be elected president, thus triggering an apocalypse in which we all die.

Yay:

Boo:

Yay:

Yay/boo?

Today’s danger level is an old trunk inside which a metaphysically unknowable number of horsemen are either alive or dead:

See you tomorrow, when there will be more clarity, or not!