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Whoa, Check Out This Crazy/Terrifying Glass-Bottomed Bridge in China

A photo taken Sunday of the newly opened bridge over Zhangjiajie Grand Canyon in China’s Hunan province.

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Look at this [expletive] bridge!

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It is 984 feet off the ground and has a glass bottom!

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It’s also 1,410 feet long, which means that it takes about 5 to 10 minutes to cross, which means 5 to 10 minutes in which you could, at any moment, plummet to a grisly death!

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My God, why is this guy hitting the bridge with a sledgehammer? He’s going to get us all killed!

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The glass death terror bridge is located in China’s Zhangjiajie National Forest. Here’s another nearby attraction:

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Note to self: DO NOT EVER VISIT CHINA’S ZHANGJIAJIE NATIONAL FOREST, YOU WILL FALL OFF A MOUNTAIN.