Guys, it’s a slow news day and someone hacked a road sign in the Dallas area to say “Donald Trump is a shape-shifting lizard.”
So there you have it.
As Phillip Bump documented in multiple 2013 Atlantic posts, the idea that our government is controlled by lizard people is actually one with a rich history. Per Time magazine, other alleged lizard figures include Queen Elizabeth, George W. Bush, Henry Kissinger, Bob Hope, and Hillary Clinton. Maybe we do need a third party!
