New York subway delay: Witch problems, MTA says.

Official New York Subway Account Attributes Train Delay to “Witch Problems”

Official New York Subway Account Attributes Train Delay to “Witch Problems”

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May 9 2016 9:47 AM

Official New York Subway Account Attributes Train Delay to “Witch Problems”

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Artist's rendering of the scene Monday morning at 33rd Street in Queens.

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Hmm. It appears that sorcery is afoot and causing problems on the New York subway system, specifically in Queens.

Just kidding. They meant "switch problems." Speaking of which—speaking of witch, LOLOLOL—here is a fun/informative behind-the-scenes New York magazine story about the many cascading causes of train delays.