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Ted and Heidi Cruz.

Kamil Krzaczynski/Reuters

Today’s biggest story? Unquestionably the slideshow that Reuters released of presidential candidates eating, to which we helpfully added humorous (“humorous”) captions. In other news:

Have a good night out there!

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