Today’s biggest story? Unquestionably the slideshow that Reuters released of presidential candidates eating, to which we helpfully added humorous (“humorous”) captions. In other news:
- The names of Chinese leaders and FIFA executives showed up in the Panama Papers.
- Hillary Clinton said she’s not sure if Bernie Sanders is a Democrat.
- A New York Times story about a fraud lawsuit that Donald Trump settled involves yet another violent and/or sleazy individual who was a close Trump associate.
- The Daily Show uncovered a 1994 video of Trump seemingly suggesting that he hoped his one-year-old daughter would grow up to have large breasts.
- Ted Cruz won Wisconsin by a wider margin than was anticipated.
- And, not coincidentally, we downgraded the Trump Apocalypse Watch panic level to a rating of one horseman.
Have a good night out there!
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