SeaWorld is ending its orca program—though the move is less of an ethical change of heart than an acquiescence to public sentiment. In other news:
- March Madness is here and if you want to see the scores of other games while you’re watching online, you’re out of luck.
- A geopolitical analysis firm affiliated with the Economist rated a Trump presidency the sixth-most dangerous imminent possibility in the world.
- A late-season Nor’easter is creeping on the East Coast. Snow in March—who could have imagined such a thing?
- It’s getting to the point where the Republican establishment is coalescing around candidates that are definitely not at all part of the establishment.
- Republican Senators are refusing to even meet with Merrick Garland.
- Obama’s approach to March Madness picks is a lot like his approach to Supreme Court picks, it seems.
- And we found the least considerate TSA security-line patron on Earth.
Have a good night out there!
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