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The Tuesday Slatest Newsletter

A man exits a voting booth in Bow, New Hampshire.

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Today’s New Hampshire primary day, and while we don’t have results yet, it did occur to me that you could sing the words Welcome to New Hampshire to the tune of “Welcome to the Jungle,” so there’s that.

(Here’s what various N.H. outcomes might mean to the Republican and Democratic races per our ace campaign blogger Josh Voorhees.)

In other news:

Have a good primary night out there!

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