Today's New Hampshire primary day, and while we don't have results yet, it did occur to me that you could sing the words Welcome to New Hampshire to the tune of "Welcome to the Jungle," so there's that.
In other news:
- [Deep, exhausted sigh] Donald Trump referred to Ted Cruz as "a pussy."
- Two trains collided head-on in Germany.
- Texas got pwned by a Republican-appointed judge in its attempt to halt the federal resettlement of Syrian refugees inside the state.
- An official crackdown on Hong Kong food vendors triggered a large protest over issues that go a lot deeper than the question of where people can sell fish balls.
- And Marco Rubio repeated a line of his stump speech almost verbatim immediately after delivering it,creating further speculation that he is a malfunctioning robot.
Have a good primary night out there!