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Our Next National Anthem: A Patriotic Children’s Dance Song About Donald Trump

A terrifying scene at a recent rally for Donald Trump.

Screenshot via YouTube

If you’ve been jonesing all day for a near perfect blend of the Florida panhandle ethos and Kremlin-youth vibes, we present to you the Freedom Kids singing a song about Donald Trump on Wednesday night in Pensacola, Florida.

A couple of sample lyrics from our unapologetically American cherubim.

Cowardiiice
Are you serious?
Apologies for freedom,
I can’t handle this.
When freedom rings,
Answer the call!
On your feet
Stand up tall!

And:

President Donald Trump knows how,
To make America great,
Deal from strength or get crushed every tiiiiime!

Simply adorable, and a hymn that we will all be singing in our mandatory labor camps in a little under a year’s time.