Presidential Candidates Attack America With Pointless, Contrived Star Wars Tweets

Star Wars is big right now. Politicians have therefore come up with the idea of making Star Wars references on Twitter in the hopes that voters will find them relatable, with-it, and “hip to the groovy beat.” To wit:

Bleh.

Bleh.

Bleh. Jeb has been at it for a while:

Ted Cruz retweeted this thing:

And George Pataki’s effort, if we can call it that, involved garbled syntax, inconsistent punctuation, and a broken link.

Bleh.