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The Thursday Slatest: Bernie Won the Online Polls, and Hillary Won the Dang Debate

The Thursday Slatest: Bernie Won the Online Polls, and Hillary Won the Dang Debate

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Oct. 15 2015 3:15 PM

The Thursday Slatest: Bernie Won the Online Polls, and Hillary Won the Dang Debate

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Bernie Sanders and Hillary Clinton at the Democratic primary presidential debate in Las Vegas on Tuesday.

Photo by Joe Raedle/Getty Images

On Tuesday night, Josh Voorhees wrote that Hillary Clinton won the first Democratic presidential debate. A number of Bernie Sanders supporters subsequently wrote to Josh to inform him that he was a stupid man with a stupid face and that Bernie, as confirmed by a number of online polls, was the obvious winner. Last night, the Voorhees struck back, informing those Sanders supporters that it was in fact their faces that were the stupid ones, that online polls are a bad way of deciding who did the best in a debate, and that by the way, HILLARY WON* (*from his subjective perspective).

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