Martin Luther insult generator: Doctrinally hilarious.

America’s Hottest New Meme Subject Is 16th-Century Theology

America’s Hottest New Meme Subject Is 16th-Century Theology

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March 13 2015 2:54 PM

America’s Hottest New Meme Subject Is 16th-Century Theology

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Papists will feel the wrath.

Public domain/Lucas Cranach the Elder

The Lutheran Insulter has been around since 2012, but has not yet gotten the attention it deserves. It's a database of spicy, withering trash talk taken from the disputatious writings of Martin Luther, who invented Protestantism and called the pope a "fart-ass." Below are some examples, but please also visit the site for yourself.

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Lutheran Insulter

Oh!

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What whaaaaaaat

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Lutheran Insulter

[Runs around in circles with hands on head like, "I can't believe he just went there"]

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Lutheran Insulter

Martin Luther was always trying to make "replacing the gospel with the teaching of the dragon from hell" sound like a bad thing.

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Lutheran Insulter

It's like listening to my ex-wife. It really is.

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Hits close to home.

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Lutheran Insulter

Stings because it's true.

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"Shove it in your hellish gorge" is the new "Shove it in your pie-hole."