The Florida site TCPalm has a scoop on an alleged thief who was caught on camera putting a chainsaw in his pants in the city of Port St. Lucie. Here is the video of the man putting the chainsaw in his pants.
The accused chainsaw crook came in Treasure Coast Lawn Equipment in the 1800 block of Southwest Bayshore Boulevard and reportedly asked for $1 worth of change, according to a police report.
He picked up a Stihl chainsaw valued at more than $600 and left, riding away on a bicycle.
Both the man and the chainsaw were later found by police. His pants are being represented by well-known attorney Alan Dershowitz.*
Correction, Nov. 12, 2014: The video in this post originally depicted a President Obama press conference instead of the alleged Florida chainsaw thief.