The Slatest Scotland’s Secession Ballot is Outstandingly Simple By Ben Mathis-Lilley Sept 18, 20143:42 PM “Freedom [from unnecessarily complicated design]!” —Braveheart Leon Neal/AFP/Getty Tweet Share Share Comment Tweet Share Share Comment The only problem is there’s no option for “Lizard People.” h/t National Journal h/t lizard people Tweet Share Share Comment Advertisement