Los Angeles, may we introduce your new Clippers owner! Let this video of the Clips new man in charge, Steve Ballmer, going completely bonkers serve as a warning shot across Mark Cuban’s bow: You officially have competition for the crown of NBA’s most super-psyched owner.
Note: Yes, that is Gloria Estefan playing as Ballmer’s walk-on anthem.
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