If you’re over—or perhaps, were never that into—the past weekend’s “Wedding of the Century” tabloid-hysteria induced by the wedding of Kanye West and Kim Kardashian, you will be relieved to know, the New York Post reports, everything’s going to be OK, “the republic still stands.”
TODAY IN SLATE
Smash and Grab
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Can it be again?
Forget Oculus Rift
This $25 cardboard box turns your phone into an incredibly fun virtual reality experience.