If you’re over—or perhaps, were never that into—the past weekend’s “Wedding of the Century” tabloid-hysteria induced by the wedding of Kanye West and Kim Kardashian, you will be relieved to know, the New York Post reports, everything’s going to be OK, “the republic still stands.”
TODAY IN SLATE
More Than Scottish Pride
What Charles Barkley Gets Wrong About Corporal Punishment and Black Culture
Why Greenland’s “Dark Snow” Should Worry You
Three Talented Actresses in Three Terrible New Shows
The Human Need to Find Connections in Everything
It’s the source of creativity and delusions. It can harm us more than it helps us.
Happy Constitution Day!
Too bad it’s almost certainly unconstitutional.