It’s light versus dark in D.C. tonight. Spoiler: the light’s winning – at least at the Capitol. Intense weather may have caused the power outage, which occured around 8:30 p.m. local time. Soon after, power was restored, but not before folks on Twitter could get in a couple quick jabs at Congress.
Power outage at the Capitol? BUT HOW WILL CONGRESS NOT WORK?! pic.twitter.com/hsgiHHyZi9--; Hayes Brown (@HayesBrown) March 13, 2014
Power outage in DC, Capitol is dark. Not a metaphor. pic.twitter.com/HlqVIbU2ip--; Heidi N. Moore (@moorehn) March 13, 2014
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