San Jose Sharks mock ESPN after sharknado suggestion.
The San Jose Sharks Want No Part of ESPN's Sharknado Joke
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July 12 2013 2:54 PM

The San Jose Sharks Want No Part of ESPN's #Sharknados Joke

And that's the final buzzer. San Jose 1, ESPN 0.

Josh Voorhees is a Slate senior writer. He lives in Iowa City. 

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