After watching this gloriously NSFW video multiple times, the only things I know for sure is that John McAfee clearly isn't a fan of his former anti-virus software company that still bears his name, and that he continues to be one super weird dude.
It appears to be some type of commercial—but for what exactly I can't say, other than perhaps McAfee's "alter egos," which are listed in the credits. If you can draw any other conclusions, take to the comments and fill me in. (Also: Kids, don't do bath salts.)
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