Florida-monkey: Miami-Dad police are searching for a monkey.
Florida Police Are in Hot Pursuit of a Monkey
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June 5 2013 2:52 PM

Florida Police Are in Hot Pursuit of a Monkey

Thank you, Florida.

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Josh Voorhees is a Slate senior writer. He lives in Iowa City. 

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