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Slatest PM: Susan Rice’s Loss Is John Kerry’s Gain

Sen. John Kerry (D-MA) walks to the Senate chamber in the U.S. Capitol on December 4, 2012 in Washington, D.C.

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Point, John McCain: Susan Rice announced today that she has taken her name off the short list to be the next secretary of state. The embattled diplomat went public with her decision in an interview with NBC News this afternoon after informing President Obama of her decision by letter. The move represents a surprising end to Rice’s time as the apparent front-runner to replace Secretary Hillary Clinton as head of the State Department when the former first lady steps down from her post. McCain and his fellow Senate Republicans had steadfastly vowed to do all they could to block Rice’s confirmation, but there had been little to suggest that Obama would allow the GOP threats to force his hand, and the president had repeatedly voiced his unwavering support for Rice.

The Letter: “If nominated, I am now convinced that the confirmation process would be lengthy, disruptive and costly—to you and to our most pressing national and international priorities,” Rice told Obama. “That trade-off is simply not worth it to our country … Therefore, I respectfully request that you no longer consider my candidacy at this time.”

White House Reaction: “While I deeply regret the unfair and misleading attacks on Susan Rice in recent weeks, her decision demonstrates the strength of her character, and an admirable commitment to rise above the politics of the moment to put our national interests first,” Obama said in a statement. “The American people can be proud to have a public servant of her caliber and character representing our country.”

GOP Reaction: “I respect Ambassador Rice’s decision. President Obama has many talented people to choose from to serve as our next Secretary of State,” Sen. Lindsey Graham said in a statement, adding: “When it comes to Benghazi I am determined to find out what happened—before, during, and after the attack. Unfortunately, the White House and other agencies are stonewalling when it comes to providing the relevant information. I find this unacceptable.”

The Real Winner: Sen. John Kerry. With Rice out of the picture, it would appear to greatly increase the chances that Kerry lands his dream job. The Massachusetts Democrat has long had his sights on leading the State Department. He’s also been rumored to be in the running for Defense secretary, but former GOP Sen. Chuck Hagel has emerged as the new front-runner for that post. If Obama does tap Kerry for a cabinet position, however, that would leave the door open for Republican Scott Brown to find his way back to the Senate by winning his second special election.

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