Chelsea, Schmelsea! America's Classiest Wedding Princess Is a Trump

Chelsea, Schmelsea! America's Classiest Wedding Princess Is a Trump

Chelsea, Schmelsea! America's Classiest Wedding Princess Is a Trump

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Aug. 3 2010 10:09 AM

Chelsea, Schmelsea! America's Classiest Wedding Princess Is a Trump

Pity New York Times fashion writer Cathy Horyn, stuck writing a " Critic's Notebook " about what Chelsea Clinton wore at her wedding. There was really nothing for a Critic to say. It was a white dress. Whitish, anyway. It is the duty of the Newspaper of Record to set it down, so that the next time a president's daughter gets married, the morgue file for the wedding gowns is up to date:

Amy Carter , wed in 1996, wore a 1920s dress, as well as her glasses, and walked on a carpet of pine straw and magnolia petals. Ms. Truman wore a fitted dress of beige Venetian silk, by the Roman designer Micol Fontana. White did not suit her, she said. Caroline Kennedy wore a dropped-waist gown, by Carolina Herrera , sentimentally embroidered with shamrocks. 

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Shamrocks! Add to Chelsea to the list: 

Designed by Vera Wang, the strapless dress consisted of a number of yards of ivory silk organza that had been lightly gathered, with tulle pleated diagonally on the bodice. The dress was finished with a silvery embroidered waistband, not unlike the dresses with dark sashes that Ms. Wang showed in a bridal collection this year.

A writer for the Women's Pages of old times could then have skipped ahead to the only other facts at Horyn's disposal, and called it a day:

For the reception, Ms. Clinton changed into an ivory silk tulle Grecian dress with a crisscross back and a black grosgrain belt. Her bridesmaids each wore a strapless gown in lavender chiffon with a plum-colored bow. 

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But Cathy Horyn is a serious writer, who has thoughts about fashion, even if there is nothing to think about.

Ms. Clinton, 30, was silent in every way except one. Her dress told a lot.

It did? What did it tell us? It

suggested a completely different relationship with fashion — even, perhaps, an ambivalent one. Her metamorphosis from a gawky, studious teenager to an accomplished, self-assured young woman who prefers straight hair to curly seemed to happen almost overnight, like the discovery, suddenly, that she had a voice and was indeed, as Politico said in 2008, "a significant surrogate" and not merely a "silent symbol."

Still, we do not really know anything about Ms. Clinton’s style, and in a way her pretty dress, with its modestly embellished waist and romantic layers, reflects a woman whose focus is not directed in that way, and maybe is not that vain.

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So what the dress told us was...nothing? It told us that Chelsea Clinton doesn't ("maybe") try very hard to communicate things through her clothing, after all, even though there is a Times fashion critic sweating a deadline to say something about what the clothing had said.

Possibly the dress said: this is a wedding, and the person inside the dress is the bride.

Better just bring up other women and their clothing, even if they're not related to presidents:

Ms. Wang also made the dress for Ivanka Trump’s wedding last year, and its tight lace bodice and elbow-length sleeves, somewhat based on the severe style of Grace Kelly’s bridal dress, reflected a sophisticated taste. 

Grace Kelly was a princess! Back in her day. Today's America yearns to see "sophisticated taste" from its political leaders' children. If only we had elected someone with real class and style, like Donald Trump.