still provides the occasional wonderful diversion. Last night Itchy & Scratchy—the psychotic cartoon cat and mouse whom Bart and Lisa watch on TV—
Watching Scratchy and his lady fall in love and grow old together and frolic in nature will bring joy to your cold dead heart. Watching Itchy go at them with a machine gun will make you chuckle deeply. Clip below. (H/T The
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