Donald Trump revealed today on Twitter that he, like all of us, is just waiting for that easy D.
Big increase in traffic into our country from certain areas, while our people are far more vulnerable, as we wait for what should be EASY D!— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 8, 2017
Well, not all of us—not everyone seeks the D, of course. But for those of us who like D, even crave it, you have to sympathize with the president. No one wants to work too hard for the D.
I mean, I'm always looking for EASY D, but it's not as easy to come by as you might think. https://t.co/5S1RhmFs9c— Zack Ford (@ZackFord) February 8, 2017
Except maybe for this woman:
No D worth having comes easy— Laura Turner (@lkoturner) February 8, 2017
D is very personal, no question. For my part, I would argue that most D—whether the sort that’s hard-won or the kind that just pops up in front of one's face—is a treasure. In any case, if you want the D to be easy, it’s best to have as much as possible on hand. Which, when you think about it, makes the part of Trump’s tweet bemoaning an influx of people somewhat confusing—isn’t the easiness of D directly correlated to how much D is available?
But who am I to question our president’s logic? He got where he is today due to his history of grabbing P, so I, for one, trust that he has just as firm a grip on D. And what a show of support for the gay community! Some might call Trump's D shout-out overly subtle, but don't worry, POTUS: We see you. And we are here to help. ;)
Dude, if you want easy D, you can find it on Grindr. https://t.co/RiKdNVEOB7— Josh Barro (@jbarro) February 8, 2017
Of course, you have to wonder if we’re at a point in history where the American people are prepared for a commander in chief being so open about his desire for D, easy or otherwise. Luckily, his squad is ever ready to give him a hand:
SPICER: I can't do it. There's no way to make "easy D" sound presidential.— Carlos Maza (@gaywonk) February 8, 2017
KELLYANNE CONWAY: *smoking two cigarettes at once* Hold my beer.
"I'm told that D is abundant and of low value, period. Next question." pic.twitter.com/CB1soGXh0X— Parker Molloy (@ParkerMolloy) February 8, 2017
Whatever happens, it’s clear we live in exciting times! Loads of stodgy old democratic norms are being rubbed out every day, and now, only three weeks deep into his term, Trump is continuing his jackhammer-like pace of change by expressing his impatience for that most everyman of prizes, the D. In the old days, unfettered by the frustrations of P.C. restraint, D was so easy to come by. I join with our leader in his rousing call to #MAGA and return to that fertile era, and I hope you will too. The decision is easy.
She was told she needed to wait for the easy D. Nevertheless, she persisted.— Zach Heltzel (@zachheltzel) February 8, 2017