Outward

Ask a Homo: Butt Slaps in the Shower

Welcome back to Ask a Homo, a judgment-free zone where the queers of Outward answer questions about LGBTQ politics, culture, etiquette, language, and other conundrums. Today, a baseball enthusiast wonders if a teammate who keeps slapping him on the butt is gay.

If there are questions you’ve been dying to ask a member of the real rainbow coalition, this is your chance. Send your queries—for publication—to slateoutward@gmail.com, and please put “ASK A HOMO” in the subject line. Note that questions may be edited.

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Is It OK to Touch Guys in Gay Bars?
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Why are gays so critical of LGBTQ advocacy groups?