Why Facebook's Building Doggy Daycare But Not Child Care For Kids

A blog about business and economics.
Oct. 7 2013 2:28 PM

Why Facebook's Building Doggy Daycare But Not Child Care For Kids

144539919
Would you trust this cartoon hand with your children?

Photo by ROBYN BECK/AFP/Getty Images

Today's opulence outrage from the high-tech sector is that Facebook is planning a massive apartment complex that will feature doggy daycare but no child care center for actual human children. That's a great jumping off point for discussing the genuinely pressing issue of exorbitant child care costs in the United States and the critical strain they place on middle class incomes, social mobility for the poor, and ultimately the continued existence of the country.

But if you want to know specifically why something like this might happen, I would suggest a stroll through the California Department of Human Services helpful "regulatory highlights" document offering you a glimpse of what it takes to legally operate a child care facility in the Golden State. It's not that these rules are necessarily unreasonable. You can see why this would be a regulated industry. I'm not entirely sure that "between meals, snacks must be available for all children" and the snacks must "include servings from two or more of the four major food groups" is necessarily something that needs to be legislated, but I dunno maybe it is. The point is that these rules are pretty tough. Complying with them would be a big pain in the butt. So throwing this in as a perk would be a much heavier lift than setting up a facility where someone can take care of your dog.

Advertisement

The flipside of regulatory compliance is that you end up with a lot of potential liability in lawsuits. There's a whole specialty industry of providing insurance to child care centers.

The upshot is that this is a pretty daunting proposition. If you try to give your employees some free ice cream as a perk and it turns out that the ice cream offering ends up being kind of below average and people don't really like it, at worst you've wasted some money. But if something goes wrong with your child care operation, you're exposed to a lot of front-end compliance issues and back-end legal risks. If you are specifically in the business of running child care centers, that's just life. But if you're trying to keep people focused on running a software and social networking company, you might decide this sounded like a good idea when you first heard about it but now that the lawyers have looked into it it's not such a great idea. How about pet care instead?

Matthew Yglesias is the executive editor of Vox and author of The Rent Is Too Damn High.

TODAY IN SLATE

Politics

Talking White

Black people’s disdain for “proper English” and academic achievement is a myth.

Hong Kong’s Protesters Are Ridiculously Polite. That’s What Scares Beijing So Much.

The One Fact About Ebola That Should Calm You: It Spreads Slowly

Operation Backbone

How White Boy Rick, a legendary Detroit cocaine dealer, helped the FBI uncover brazen police corruption.

A Jaw-Dropping Political Ad Aimed at Young Women, Apparently

The XX Factor
Oct. 1 2014 4:05 PM Today in GOP Outreach to Women: You Broads Like Wedding Dresses, Right?
Music

How Even an Old Hipster Can Age Gracefully

On their new albums, Leonard Cohen, Robert Plant, and Loudon Wainwright III show three ways.

How Tattoo Parlors Became the Barber Shops of Hipster Neighborhoods

This Gargantuan Wind Farm in Wyoming Would Be the Hoover Dam of the 21st Century

Moneybox
Oct. 1 2014 8:34 AM This Gargantuan Wind Farm in Wyoming Would Be the Hoover Dam of the 21st Century To undertake a massively ambitious energy project, you don’t need the government anymore.
  News & Politics
Politics
Oct. 1 2014 7:26 PM Talking White Black people’s disdain for “proper English” and academic achievement is a myth.
  Business
Buy a Small Business
Oct. 1 2014 11:48 PM Inking the Deal Why tattoo parlors are a great small-business bet.
  Life
Outward
Oct. 1 2014 6:02 PM Facebook Relaxes Its “Real Name” Policy; Drag Queens Celebrate
  Double X
The XX Factor
Oct. 1 2014 5:11 PM Celebrity Feminist Identification Has Reached Peak Meaninglessness
  Slate Plus
Behind the Scenes
Oct. 1 2014 3:24 PM Revelry (and Business) at Mohonk Photos and highlights from Slate’s annual retreat.
  Arts
Brow Beat
Oct. 1 2014 9:39 PM Tom Cruise Dies Over and Over Again in This Edge of Tomorrow Supercut
  Technology
Future Tense
Oct. 1 2014 6:59 PM EU’s Next Digital Commissioner Thinks Keeping Nude Celeb Photos in the Cloud Is “Stupid”
  Health & Science
Science
Oct. 1 2014 4:03 PM Does the Earth Really Have a “Hum”? Yes, but probably not the one you’re thinking.
  Sports
Sports Nut
Oct. 1 2014 5:19 PM Bunt-a-Palooza! How bad was the Kansas City Royals’ bunt-all-the-time strategy in the American League wild-card game?