What should we call Bill Clinton if Hillary is elected?
First gentleman
First gent
First husband
First Bubba
First lord (FLOTUS)
First man to be married to a president of the USA
Adjacent man
you
Dude prime
Dude-o primo
His Highness, the President of the United States, and Protector of the Rights of the Same (HHTPOFTUSAPOTROTS)
HIPPOPOTAPOTUS
HIPPOPOTUSPOTATO
Thou still unravished bride of quietness
Roger Spelman, a 35-year-old insurance salesman from Boise
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Do you smell that?
I guess Thai is fine.
Why did no one like my Facebook post?
Have you ever fantasized about forcing 19th-century slave-owners into a time machine and taking them to a Beyoncé concert?
Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo
Clicks! Clicks? Clicks!
Will someone please let me out?
MY GOD IT’S SO DARK
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I just don’t know anymore
I
just
don’t
know
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it’s
so
ungodly
dark
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Mr. Clinton
