Why Isn’t “Arkansas” Pronounced Like “Kansas”?
Kansas and Arkansas aren't so far from each other on the map, but their names seem to want nothing to do with each other. Though they share all but two letters in common, Kansas comes out as "KANzis" and Arkansas as "ARkansaw." Why so different?
When "North" Isn't Actually North: Geocentric Direction Systems
If you were traveling around Bali with a compass, you would find yourself confronted with a linguistic puzzle. The word kaja in Balinese is sometimes translated as meaning "north." And in South Bali, where most of the population lives, you would find that kaja does seem to mean exactly that. But as you travelled into the countryside, you would find villages where kaja seemed to mean "south," "east" or "west" instead.
The solution? Balinese direction terms have a different logic than English ones do. Balinese has what is called a geocentric directional system, based on geographic landmarks rather than points on a compass. Really, what the word kaja means is "uphill"—that is, "towards the biggest mountain in the area."
Is "Emerging Adulthood" Really a Thing? The Secret History of Words for Young People.
In August 2010, the cover of the New York Times Magazine half-wondered, half-complained to the world, "Why are so many people in their 20s taking so long to grow up?" The article was a splashy survey of research being conducted by psychology professor Jeffrey Arnett into what he called "emerging adulthood"—better known as "your twenties." For Arnett, establishing this time as a period marked by particular psychological and behavioral traits like "self-focus" and "identity exploration" was crucial to explaining why young adults in places like the US, Europe, and Japan are taking longer and longer to move out, get a job, get married, and have kids.
The article presented the psychological codification of emerging adulthood, like that of adolescence before it, as a "discovery." But this is more than a little disingenuous.
Do All Languages Derive from a Single Common Ancestor?
The Tower of Babel story is a fanciful attempt to account for a very real question: what was the first language and why are there now so many of them?
How Many Vowels Are There in English? (Hint: It's More Than AEIOUY.)
How many vowels does English have? Five, right? A, E, I, O, U. Oh, and sometimes Y. So, six? Actually, English has at least 14 different vowel sounds and, depending on the speaker and dialect, maybe more than 20.
What do I mean by this? Well, if we're talking about spelling, then, yeah, our alphabet has six vowels (maybe seven or eight if you count æ and œ as a single letters in words like archæology and fœtus). But spelling is just the representation of a vowel; even if a language has no written alphabet, it still has vowels. So then, what is a vowel?
We can think about whether a sound is or isn't a vowel in two ways: the production of the sound and the perception of the sound. Let's take a look at both of these options.
Why It's Not So Unreasonable to Spell "Espresso" With an X
I know, enough already about Weird Al Yankovic’s "Word Crimes," but bear with me for one more comment on the music video that’s given language prescriptivism it’s its biggest shot in the arm since the glory days of Eats, Shoots & Leaves. Perhaps the weirdest of the 17 admonitions Weird Al crams into the song comes at about the halfway point, when he croons, "There’s no x in espresso," over this image:
"Weirdest" because, compared with less-fewer, literally, could care less, and Weird Al’s other talking points, it would appear pretty narrow, not to say obscure. But there turns out be a fairly substantial body of commentary on the point, most of it echoing the video’s disapproval ofexpresso. Garner’s Modern American Usage has no doubt on the rightness of espresso and notes, "writers frequently get this wrong."
Fadoodling and the Paphian Jig: 29 Historic Slang Terms for Sex
Lexicographer Jonathon Green's comprehensive historical dictionary of slang, Green's Dictionary of Slang, covers hundreds of years of jargon, cant, and naughty talk. He has created a series of online timelines (here and here) where the words too impolite, indecent, or risqué for the usual history books are arranged in the order they came into fashion.
Here are the most adorable terms for sexual intercourse from the last 600 or so years. Many of them have origins so obscure they hardly make sense at all, but that doesn't detract from their bawdy adorability in the slightest. When it comes to the ol' houghmagandy, a little mystery goes a long way.
Boys Learn to Interrupt. Girls Learn to Shut Up.
A few weeks ago, I wrote in Slate about a study I conducted showing that men in tech interrupt more than women and women are interrupted constantly, but in corporate settings, women in executive levels are the biggest interrupters of all. Readers responded with both affirmation and questions. What happens in less formal, non-tech settings? What about different kinds of interruptions, since clarifying questions really aren't the same as total conversational hi-jacks? Above all, when are these patterns first learned? I wanted to begin to unpack that last question.
Watch Robin Williams Converse With Koko the Gorilla and Be Charmed
In addition to many millions of humans, at least one other primate is likely mourning the loss of actor and comedian Robin Williams today. Koko, the gorilla who communicates in a modified version of American Sign Language and is said to understand even some spoken words, met Williams in 2004 when they filmed an ad campaign together to raise awareness of threats against gorillas. In the video below, Koko asks Williams to chase and tickle her, steals his sunglasses, and rummages through his wallet:
How Reasonable Is the Ape Language in Dawn of the Planet of the Apes? Not Very.
When Rise of the Planet of the Apes came out in 2011, I pointed out (in "Caesar and the power of No") that Caesar produced exactly two utterances in spoken English: a hoarse cry of "No," and a single declarative clause at the end of the film, "Caesar is home." Naturally, I went out to see the sequel, Dawn of the Planet of the Apes, to report on the way the franchise was developing its view of how apes evolve language.
And... forgive me if this seems pedantic, but the film is supposed to be science fiction, and I have to say that as far as linguistics is concerned the science is crap.