5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10,11, 12, 13, 14 Palin Theories
I can see 5 6 7
8
9 10
11 12
13
14 Palin theories ... and counting: 1)
She's running
for president; 2)
She's undergoing fame withdrawal
and plans to get more attention in the lower 48; 3)
She wants to
cash in
($); 4)
There's another shoe
about to drop
; 5)
She'll now run against Murkowski
for Senate. 6)
She needs to tend to her family
. 7)
She's bonkers
. 8)
She's preggers
. 9)
She wants to "effect positive change outside government at this point in time on another scale and actually make a difference for our priorities."
10)
Actually being a governor in a recession is no fun
. Gives you ulcers
. 11)
She worried she wasn't giving "Alaska's issues"
the attention they deserve, and was being criticized for that
; 12)
She's "fed up with politics ... the personal garbage"
etc.. 13)
She wants to fight back
without one hand tied
behind her back. 14)
The Alaska legislature now hates
her; ... These theories are not necessarily mutually exclusive. ... I have no fish in this hunt. ... Update:
Mediaite
has an intravenous drip
. ... see also
HuffPo
... and
NRO
... Murphy is morphing
! ... The Daily Beast
has a mere 11 theories
. ...
P.S.: Kurtz is sure ! " No way Palin can run for president now." ... Update: Now he asks , "How can these talking heads pop off about the meaning of Palin's resignation when not one of them saw it coming?" ... It's the return of Kurtz vs. Kurtz ! ...
P.P.S.: I'm waiting for someone to claim it was all the Scientologists' idea. So far, no one. But the night is young. ...
15) She's in a paranoid sulk! ... 4:35 P.M.
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