The circus only comes to town once a year, but a quarterly earnings frenzy is never more than a few months away. And when it comes to Apple, the coverage is always going to be especially frenzied. But after yesterday's call, it's been hard to sort through all the noise to find cohesive takeaways.
For this quarter, Apple had revenue of $57.6 billion and a profit of $13.1 billion compared with $54.5 billion and $13.1 billion, respectively, for the same quarter last year. So that sounds good, right?
Apple Reports Strongest Ever Quarterly Earnings: $13.1 Billion Profit on $57.6 Billion in Revenue in Q1 2014 http://t.co/9FaVKrmVk9--MacRumors.com (@MacRumors) January 27, 2014
And Apple hawked the most iPhones it's ever sold in one quarter, 51 million compared with 47.8 million in the same quarter last year. Great, drinks all around.
Apple Earnings Exceed Estimates As the Company Sells 51 Million iPhones, 26 Million iPads and 4.8 Million Macs /... http://t.co/IjJ85sOxST--Re/code (@Recode) January 27, 2014
But wait. Analysts were forecasting iPhone sales of 56 to 57 million units, making that 51 million figure look a little bit smaller. And Tim Cook admitted on the earnings call that the proportion of 5Ss to 5Cs sold was "different than we thought." And selling the iPhone in China through China Mobile didn't allow the iPhone to capture more marketshare, which investors had hoped it would.
Booting Up: The Tacky iPhone 5C Ruined Apple’s Fourth Quarter Earnings http://t.co/UHg0WoEYkM--Betabeat (@betabeat) January 28, 2014
Apple shares tumble 8% on cloudy outlook after earnings report http://t.co/AbovstEKet--NBC News Business (@NBCNewsBusiness) January 28, 2014
Oh yeah, and Apple shares were down in after-hours trading and this morning because of the news. So things are bleak?
Apple sold a record number of iPhones in the last three months of 2013, but that's still not good enough http://t.co/Cb4CVvsGdB--CNNMoney.com (@CNNMoney) January 28, 2014
Apple sells a record 51 million iPhones, stock tanks anyway http://t.co/cHbqp8YpX0--Steve Kovach (@stevekovach) January 28, 2014
Apple is forecasting $42 billion to $44 billion in revenue for the current quarter which won't really be an increase and could be a slight decrease compared to the $43.6 billion of the same quarter last year. But there were record iPhone and iPad sales, right? And Apple's Mac sales rates rose almost 20 percent compared to the same time last year. Macs are actually growing their marketshare. So, wait, things are okay?
Just bought $500 mln more $AAPL shares. My buying seems to be going neck-and-neck with Apple's buyback program, but hope they win that race.--Carl Icahn (@Carl_C_Icahn) January 28, 2014
But yes. As LivingSocial's CEO points out:
I'm not sure I would define nearly $13 billion in earnings as "lackluster" http://t.co/0y4UCTw90s--Tim O'Shaughnessy (@oshy) January 28, 2014
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