Microsoft Is Selling Anti-Google Mugs, for Those Who Like Their Coffee Bitter

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Nov. 20 2013 5:44 PM

Microsoft Has Resorted to Selling Anti-Google Coffee Mugs

Microsoft "Keep Calm" coffee mug
Coffee, unlike revenge, is best served hot.

Image via MicrosoftStore.com

How the tables have turned.

Google’s Paul Buchheit reportedly came up with the company’s now-famous “Don’t Be Evil” motto at a meeting in early 2000, when Google was a scrappy startup taking on the big bad masters of the Internet, including Microsoft. Here’s how Buchheit explained it years later:

It just sort of occurred to me that “Don’t be evil” is kind of funny. It’s also a bit of a jab at a lot of the other companies, especially our competitors, who at the time, in our opinion, were kind of exploiting the users to some extent. 
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Thirteen years later, Google has seized Microsoft’s spot at the pinnacle of the tech world, and it’s the folks in Redmond who are scrambling for the moral high ground, slapping Google for scanning Gmail users' emails, among other things. The latest and boldest sally in their “Scroogled” marketing campaign: a full line of anti-Google apparel.

Microsoft may have a point about Google spinning its users' data into billions of advertising dollars. Then again, does anyone doubt that Microsoft would have gladly done the same, had it not been beaten to the punch?

In the corporate world, unfortunately, the moral high ground tends to be a little like a “moral victory” in sports—it’s what you settle for when you can’t capture the actual high ground. 

Update, Nov. 21, 2013: Google has responded to Microsoft's campaign with a smug one-liner

Microsoft "keep calm while we steal your data" t-shirt
Now you can wear your anti-Google sentiments on your sleeve for just $11.99.

Image via MicrosoftStore.com

Scroogled hat
Nothing says "I refuse to be a corporate tool" like a Microsoft ballcap.

Image via MicrosoftStore.com

Microsoft Scroogled word cloud
This snazzy retro t-shirt harkens to the good old days, when word clouds were trendy and people still used Internet Explorer.

Image via MicrosoftStore.com

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