If someone took all your Facebook posts and tossed them into one big word salad, what kind of salad would it be?
No need to speculate: Just go to a fun little hacked-together website called What Would I Say?, log into Facebook, and hit "Generate Status." Out will come a computer-generated status update based on past updates from your own timeline. How does it do that? No, the site isn't secretly run by humans, like the famous Horse_eBooks Twitter feed. Rather, in the words of the site's creators, "Technically speaking, it trains a Markov Bot based on mixture model of bigram and unigram probabilities derived from your past post history." Which I'm pretty sure is just a fancier way of saying word salad.
In any case, the bot's posts tend toward semi-coherence, questionable grammar, and lackadaisical punctuation. Then again, don't we all.
On the Media's P.J. Vogt gave it a spin and came out with some amusing morsels. My favorites:
- yes message me wolf blizter at burning man
- Does anybody want a free pair of my research
- This is either that, or this is dead.
- Makers Mark defends decision to water down its comments section, saying it's vacation when you die.
- This is making nachos and running around the world Trade Center
- Tesla's Model S and instantly feel like the baby meerkats best
- But can the buffaloes withstand a great argument...
- We asked readers to leave Cleveland. Right, I'm scheduled to be on MSNBC Live coverage of a Muppet’s
- Driverless planes should be fun nonetheless.
- I'm thinking of people using social media privacy.
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