A Humongous Disembodied Eyeball Has Washed Up On a Florida Beach

The Citizen's Guide to the Future
Oct. 12 2012 11:01 AM

Humongous Disembodied Eyeball Washes Up On Florida Beach

giant mystery eyeball
The mystery eye.

Image courtesy of the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission.

Update, Oct. 12, 6:44 p.m.: A consensus seems to be emerging among scientists that the mysterious eye belonged, not to Cthulhu or a kraken, as some readers suggested, but to a big old swordfish. A Duke marine biologist who specializes in vision told Deep Sea News he was "fairly sure" from the pictures that it was a swordfish eye. After consulting with colleagues, he went further: "definitely a swordfish eye." And The Guardian cites (secondhand) a Florida FWC scientist saying that he had examined the eye in person and reached the same conclusion.

Will Oremus Will Oremus

Will Oremus is Slate's senior technology writer.

Assuming they're right, congratulations are due to Slate reader eustace 1, who appears to have called it in the comments section of our post. Her (or his) diagnosis, posted earlier this afternoon:

It is the eye of a rather largish female swordfish (X. gladius). Right size, right colour, right location, right anatomy. They pop right out and float away in the early stages of decomposition. There.. how's that for a Hallowe'en image? (Yes, Virginia.. all one need do is eyeball it.)
Advertisement

Shark expert George Burgess told the Guardian that the eye was most likely severed from a dead swordfish by fishermen who intended to keep it as a souvenir. Next crowdsourcing task for the Internet: Find the fisherman who fumbled the thing and get the full story.

Original post: A Florida man was taking a stroll on a beach when he stumbled across something out of the ordinary: a giant blue eyeball, just sitting there in the sand.

Did it belong to a squid or a whale? Tuna or swordfish? Some mystery creature from the depths, as yet unknown to science?

giant eyeball - side view

Image courtesy of the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission

Probably not the last. But you never know. The man turned his discovery over to officials with the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission on Wednesday, and they're now working to get the slimy specimen into the hands of marine biologists at their research center in St. Petersburg, spokeswoman Carli Segelson told me this morning. But in the meantime, they're kind of enjoying the waves of wild speculation that have been washing up on their Facebook page and elsewhere. A Facebook post billing the find as "THE MYSTERY EYEBALL" and noting the "perfect timing for Halloween" has been "liked" and shared more than 1,000 times in less than 24 hours.

Segelson acknowledged that the results could be anticlimactic once researchers get an up-close look at the thing. "They may even be able to just, well, eyeball it," she said. But even that could still leave the mystery of how the eye became dislodged from its owner. It's not every day that someone happens upon a lone eyeball on the beach, she noted.

The leading hypothesis for now is that it's from "some type of large fish," Segelson added. The specimen is "about the size of a softball—definitely bigger than a baseball."

Feel free to hazard a guess as to the eye's provenance in the comments below, and be sure to include your baseless yet entertaining hypothesis as to what calamity befell its original owner.

Future Tense is a partnership of SlateNew America, and Arizona State University.

TODAY IN SLATE

Foreigners

More Than Scottish Pride

Scotland’s referendum isn’t about nationalism. It’s about a system that failed, and a new generation looking to take a chance on itself. 

What Charles Barkley Gets Wrong About Corporal Punishment and Black Culture

Why Greenland’s “Dark Snow” Should Worry You

Three Talented Actresses in Three Terrible New Shows

Why Do Some People See the Virgin Mary in Grilled Cheese?

The science that explains the human need to find meaning in coincidences.

Jurisprudence

Happy Constitution Day!

Too bad it’s almost certainly unconstitutional.

Is It Worth Paying Full Price for the iPhone 6 to Keep Your Unlimited Data Plan? We Crunch the Numbers.

What to Do if You Literally Get a Bug in Your Ear

  News & Politics
Weigel
Sept. 16 2014 7:03 PM Kansas Secretary of State Loses Battle to Protect Senator From Tough Race
  Business
Moneybox
Sept. 16 2014 4:16 PM The iPhone 6 Marks a Fresh Chance for Wireless Carriers to Kill Your Unlimited Data
  Life
The Eye
Sept. 16 2014 12:20 PM These Outdoor Cat Shelters Have More Style Than the Average Home
  Double X
The XX Factor
Sept. 15 2014 3:31 PM My Year As an Abortion Doula
  Slate Plus
Slate Plus Video
Sept. 16 2014 2:06 PM A Farewell From Emily Bazelon The former senior editor talks about her very first Slate pitch and says goodbye to the magazine.
  Arts
Brow Beat
Sept. 16 2014 8:43 PM This 17-Minute Tribute to David Fincher Is the Perfect Preparation for Gone Girl
  Technology
Future Tense
Sept. 16 2014 6:40 PM This iPhone 6 Feature Will Change Weather Forecasting
  Health & Science
Bad Astronomy
Sept. 17 2014 7:30 AM Ring Around the Rainbow
  Sports
Sports Nut
Sept. 15 2014 9:05 PM Giving Up on Goodell How the NFL lost the trust of its most loyal reporters.